The Babylon Bee, a satirical news site akin to the famous The Onion, gave Glenside a nod in a recent article.
The article mentions a local graduate of Westminster Theological Seminary “somehow not losing his faith.”
“Miracle: Christian Who Graduated From Seminary Still A Christian,” begins:
Local Christian man Nicholas Cartwright defied all odds when he successfully graduated from Westminster Theological Seminary while somehow not losing his faith. Despite multiple semesters at seminary, Cartwright is now miraculously still a Christian.
“It was definitely hard sometimes,” admitted Cartwright. “Some of the courses and professors seem almost as though they specifically intend to destroy someone’s faith. It’s almost as if seminaries have morphed into institutions that are designed to keep people from becoming strong, biblically-trained ministers. It’s weird.”
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